QUICK DELICACY FOR SINGLES

What name do you suggest we give to this delicacy? I know a lot of you would be completely stunned to see me delve into the corridors of cooking. But, for your information, i’m an exceptional A-class rated cook! You can decide to believe it or not.

Now, i’m going to introduce you to a delicacy with immeasurable singularity. A delicacy that would not make you worry about marriage if single, or miss your spouse if divorced. Let’s get to the kitchen!

The basic prerequisite for sumptuous meals is fresh ingredients. Though this meal may look familiar to you if you’ve lived in the slums before or you’re still living there, i bet it is profoundly unique.

Most often, when we cook plain rice, we rush to Sister Atswei’s place to get some fried fish and pepper to go with it. But that’s too complex and time-wasting.

We will need the following ingredients for our meal;

·         50p worth of edible oil

·         Two (2) cups of rice

·         Beef (less fatty)

·         Green pepper

·         Large onions

·         salt

·         Clean water

To start with, put edible oil on fire and allow it some few minutes to simmer. Cut the beef into cube shapes and give it the fry of its life. Frugally slice the onions and green pepper, and add to the simmering oil. Stir at regular intervals to allow for uniform fry of ingredients.

If you are a lady, this delicacy goes with Beyonce’s “All the single ladies”. If a man, R. Kelly’s “A woman’s threat”.

Don’t you think we’ve been too harsh on the ingredients on the fire? Now, let’s cool these inmates of hell with some reasonable amount of water. Nah, wait a minute. Let’s put the thoroughly washed rice into it first. Stir and ensure that the ingredients are madly in love with each other. Then, add the water and salt. Taste, to see if the salt meets your taste.

We have to wait about 8 minutes to enjoy our delicacy. But waiting naked like that is boring, don’t you think, dear? So why don’t we reflect and ponder on this food for thought from an American writer called Thoreau. To quote him, “If a man does not keep pace with his companion, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer”.

Food is ready! Where is my plate?